ࡱ; .  !"#$%&'()*+,-/0Root Entry  !"#$%&'()+-./0 ®`VTextStarWriter 5.0t, SfxDocumentInfo Skylar Thompson 11x6(Skylar Thompson 11H>( uK Info 0 Info 1 Info 2 Info 3 116( < TASK,0,1,H32,0,100,1,3835;36794;116;1966;33414;11380;38806;1;0SWG, A<  #$%&'()*./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDGHK  !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFQRSTU0'F@Times New RomanStandardCourierXX0'4@d hd d XXX"'@XA'2:@BddddddXXX&7S;@lX8S<@X9S=@XR'D@X`'KpP$' '(. . p. @ . . . . . P. . . !. $. `'. 0*. -. /. 2. p5. @8. ;. =. @. 6')2 GraphicsGraphics@;7S<8S=9S>> StandardStandard@ Text bodyStandard Text body@2A'HeadingStandard Text body@''2A'DR'  Heading 2Heading Text body@'' Preformatted TextStandardPreformatted Text@''2A'0\[SW5HDR.011H>(!Outline0 #ZOh+'0 h t 2@@pJ2@U%_@'j%_Skylar ThompsonSkylar ThompsonSW5HDR.011H>(! Frameformat ZeichenformatTextformatvorlageStandard Text body Heading  Heading 20Preformatted TextRoot 9 Graphics Graphic1 11 Graphic2 12Standard  Illustration Table TextDrawingY  .Y .Y .Y .qh GeneralGeneraldNC#,###.00#,###.00SystemNC #,##0.00 CCC#,##0.00 CCCNC$#,##0.--;[RED]-$#,##0.-- $#,##0.---$#,##0.--REDNC$ MM/DD/YYYYMM/DD/YYYY def/SystemNC%MM/DD/YYMM/DD/YY def/SystemNC&NNNNMMMM DD, YYYYNNNNMMMM  DD, YYYYSystemNC' MMM D, YYMMM D, YY def/SystemNC. [HH]:MM:SS.00 [HH ]:MM:SS .00NC3MM/DD/YYYY HH:MM:SS MM/DD/YYYY HH :MM:SS  NCK MMM D, YYYYMMM D, YYYY def/SystemNCL MMMM D, YYYYMMMM  D, YYYY def/SystemNCM NN, MMM D, YYNN, MMM D, YY def/SystemNCNNN, MMMM D, YYYYNN, MMMM  D, YYYY def/SystemNCONNNNMMMM D, YYYYNNNNMMMM  D, YYYY def/SystemNCP D. MMM. YYYYD. MMM. YYYYDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCQ D. MMMM YYYYD. MMMM  YYYYDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCRMM-DDMM-DDDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCSYY-MM-DDYY-MM-DDDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCT YYYY-MM-DDYYYY-MM-DDDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCUWWWWNCStandardStandarddNC#.##0,00#.##0,00SystemNC #.##0,00 CCC#.##0,00 CCCNC#.##0,-- DM;[ROT]-#.##0,-- DM #.##0,-- DM-#.##0,-- DMROTNC TT.MM.JJJJTT.MM.JJJJ def/SystemNCTT.MM.JJTT.MM.JJ def/SystemNCNNNNT. MMMM JJJJNNNNT. MMMM  JJJJSystemNC T. MMM JJT. MMM JJ def/SystemNC [HH]:MM:SS,00 [HH ]:MM:SS ,00NCTT.MM.JJJJ HH:MM:SS TT.MM.JJJJ HH :MM:SS  NC T. MMM JJJJT. MMM JJJJ def/SystemNC T. MMMM JJJJT. MMMM  JJJJ def/SystemNC NN, T. MMM JJNN, T. MMM JJ def/SystemNCNN, T. MMMM JJJJNN, T. MMMM  JJJJ def/SystemNCNNNNT. MMMM JJJJNNNNT. MMMM  JJJJ def/SystemNC T. MMM. JJJJT. MMM. JJJJDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NC T. MMMM JJJJT. MMMM  JJJJDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCMM-TTMM-TTDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCJJ-MM-TTJJ-MM-TTDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NC JJJJ-MM-TTJJJJ-MM-TTDIN 5008 (EN 28601)NCWWWWNCBoeqePp 2$99 SAAP/=APdddAPddSAAP/=APdddAPddZSW5HDR.011H>(C(569a(Build:5169)(SV569)]D!Address Book Fileaddress! Frameformat ZeichenformatTextformatvorlageStandard Text body Heading  Heading 20Preformatted TextRoot 9 Graphics Graphic1 11 Graphic2 12Standard  Illustration Table TextDrawingd 1 4 5*jK standard.dic soffice.dicXsun.dic@ IgnoreAllListY  .Y .Y .Y .6FNT9Windows 95 Source Code RevealedSA @T5*Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***T)Project: Version - Windows 95T T5*Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):T T #include T#include TLA#include /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */T:/#include /* For the court of law */T T #define say(x) lie(x)T;0#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARET!#define next_year soonTF;#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_versionT T void main()T {T5* if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)T {T( if (there_are_still_bugs)T  market(bugfix);T2' if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)T<1 raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);T }T4) while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)T {TPE make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, inTG< lie.h */T' if (rumours_grow_wilder)T<1 make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);T,! if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)T {T" market_time=ripe;T5* say("It will be ready in one month);TE: order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);TH= order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);TF; order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);T! vapourware=TRUE;T break;T }T }T7, switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)T {T+ case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:TRG say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing");T break;T7, case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:T* say("Yes it will work");T9. ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);T/$ pretend(there_is_no_problem);T break;T<1 case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:TI> say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"T3( " the 32 bits architecture");TC8 inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");T@5 inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"TPE "'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");TRG inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");T9. get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);T break;T;0 case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:TI> say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world forT" everyone");T6+ register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);T$ when(time_is_ripe)T {T' arrest(journalist);T* brainwash(journalist);T>3 when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree)T {TJ? order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");T+ release (journalist);T }T }T break;T }T  while (vapourware)T {T0% introduction_date++; /* Delay */TD9 if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)T break;T;0 say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);T }T" release(beta_version)T?4 while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)T {T3( bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;T9. release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);T3( introduce(more_memory_requirements);T:/ if (customers_report_installation_problems)T {TK@ say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");TH= if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play)T {T$ ignore(customer);TLA order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on thisTC8 bastard");T }T }TF; if ( bills_bank_account>skyhigh && marriage>two_years )T {TF; divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_her);T0% wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks);T<1 marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);TB7 devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);T+ if (boobies_start_to_hang)T T=2 dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);T }T,! if (there_is_another_company)T {T$ steal(their_ideas);T6+ accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas);T;0 hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */TI> wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);T( buy_out(other_company);T }T }TTI /* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry atT us */TF; order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);T2' buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);T laugh_at(everyone,TSHfor_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);T }T iTvoid bugfix(void)T {T$ charge (a_lot_of_money)TB7 if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)T;0 say("It is not a bugfix but a new version");T" if (still_complaints)T {T  ignore(customer);T1& register(customer, big_Bill_book);T?4 /* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/T }T!}SAPddT A0l: SAP(AePN\GS?http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Vista/8009/geocities.gif GeoCitiesAPA PA/PX$http://www.geocities.com/A0l: SAPANPNEG<0http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=76001067&t=9760668531APA PJGeneric PostScript PrinterGENERIC PostScriptH`Tld,,lpr -P esc600lp0GENERIC7 U} v V88/ػ?/=U!2P  ­U!2?AB!B!!Bu!B4!B!B!Bq!B0!B! B! Bm ! B, ! B ! B !Bi !B( !B !B!Be!B$!B!B!Ba!B !B!B!B]!B!B!B!BY!B! B!!B!"BU!#B!$B!%B!&BQ!'B!(B!)B !*BM!!+B "!,B"!-B#!.BI$!/B%!0B%!1B&!2BE'!3B(!4B(!5B)!6BA*!7B+!8B+!9B~,!:B=-!;B-!<B.!=Bz/!>B90!?B0!@@B1!AA>/=U!2p  U!2?BB!BBB!CCB~!DDB=!EEB!FFB!GGBz!HHB9!IIB!JJB!KKBv!LLB5!MMB!NNB !OOBr !PPB1 !QQB !RRB !SSBn !TTB-!UUB!VVB!WWBj!XXB)!YYB!ZZB![[Bf!\\B%!]]B!^^B!__Bb!``B!!aaB!bbB!ccB^!ddB!eeB!ffB!ggBZ!hhB!iiB!jjB!kkBV!llB !mmB !nnB!!ooBR"!ppB#!qqB#!rrB$!ssBN%!ttB &!uuB&!vvB'!wwBJ(!~xyB)!yzB*!z{BF+!{|B,!|}B,!}~B-!~BB.!B/!B/!B0!B>1!t}/=U!2P  TU!2? B!B!B~!B=!B!B!Bz!B9!B!؎/B!!8e@ (? @  (8e?  lZRoot Entry ®`V@ CompObj<Ole persist elements"SfxDocumentInfo uSfxWindowsCSfxStyleSheetsSwNumRules*USummaryInformation( ,@SwPageStyleSheets$ yStarWriterDocument&)