I'D LIKE TO MAKE THE WORLD A RING
to the tune of I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A COKE
(as sung by Sauron)

Saturday, January 8, 2000 by William H. Hsu

I'd like to ruin Numenor
In its glory and pride
Raise flying beasts and foul Orc meats
And giant Olog-Hai

I'd like to build a Barad-Dur
Of everlasting stone
I'd like to make the world a ring
And name it as my own